sâmbătă, 21 noiembrie 2009

How bad can a game SUCK?!

I wrote it in english, on Gamespot first because I had to review the Star Wars: The force unleashed game, because of how much it sucked.
Well, this was supposed to be a great game, with all the hype and the marketing it got prior and after its release. Unfortunately its only great at disappointing any expectations whatsoever.
The graphics are worse than bad, considering the capabilities of current hardware, consoles and PCs alike. There are no quality settings for AA or AF, no settings for details, shadows, textures, almost no video settings at all beside resolution.
The physics engine is supposed to be Havok, and if it is, it's the worst implementation ever because you can break open doors, but you can't cut down a tree with the lightsaber. Probably the stupidest possible implementation done ever, there is no limb cutting with the lightsaber and in fact the lightsaber is a very weak weapon and the only weapon, there are no blasters or other options for the player to have ranged combat.
The sound is repetitive, without depth and is pretty cheap overall, there is no thrill in wielding the lightsaber, the combos are incredibly complicated and anyway you can press all you want the keys for a simple attack but the game will not register them. Which of course is tremendously annoying during boss battles, that are rendered completely unfair by the most idiotic camera and control system I have ever seen. During boss battles I have absolutely no idea how to move, which direction to attack, basically its majorly screwed.
The puzzles are lame, most are simple and involve using force powers, trouble is you don't know which and then you can't access the zone you just opened.
The game experience is extremely unsatisfying, the game is utter crap of the likes I haven't seen for quite some time. To mention that is has nearly 8Gb of movies shows truly the lack of interest to make an actually playable game.

marți, 17 noiembrie 2009

Apoteoza romanismului

Weekend-ul trecut pufosul care sunt a observat cat de romani sunt romanii. Deja stim ce natie de lenesi, ingalati, indolenti si incompetenti suntem noi romanii, dar ce am vazut sambata trecuta m-a lasat interzis.
Spre Muncii au pus cosuri de gunoi la fiecare 3-5m, ca deh, sunt alegeri si trebuie sa para ca fac ceva si trebuie sa cumpere chestii la suprapret ca sa aiba bani de contributii electorale. Pe de alta parte, au pus si niste ghivece mari, in care urmeaza sa puna probabil arbusti si copacei, sunt foarte frumushele, au si pamantul deja aranjat.
Unde intervine romanismul? Ei bine, in ciuda cosurilor de gunoi puse de te impiedici de ele, de nu poti sa faci 2 pasi fara sa ai unul la indemana, romanii sunt atat de imputiti, de jegosi, de tampiti incat isi arunca chistoacele de tigari in ghivecele pentru pomisori. La fel si hartii, servetele, pungi. La 2 secunde distanta de mers inainte sau inapoi e cel putin un cos de gunoi, mare vizibil, adanc, in care sa iti lasi mizeria. Dar nu, romanii trebuie sa fie sub ultima specie de animal si sa arunce in loc de in cos in ghiveci.
Ce natie nenorocita...

Despre Geanina Mazilu



Unii poate o stiti din Libertatea, cand a fost fata de la pagina 5 si a luat locul 2 pe luna respectiva. De curiozitate, am facut atunci un experiment, pentru ca eu i-am spus sa isi trimita pozele la Libertatea. Experimentul a continuat, i-am comentat in mod obiectiv si cinstit pozele de pe hi5, cu rezultatul de mai jos:
Geanina
aaa
da te am sters
09:03Alexandru
de la comentarii?
09:03Geanina
te am sters de tot
09:04Alexandru
de ce?
09:04Geanina
pt k faci niste com de prost gust
era mai bn dak te abtineai
09:05Alexandru
daca eu cred ca-i adevarat ceva, o spun
bine, poate sa nu iti convina :):)
dar de ce ti-ai face griji pentru comentariile mele, ai destule admirative pe acolo
09:06Geanina
nici nu ma cunosti si faza cu celulita nu ai de unde sa stii
09:06Alexandru
daca asa o fi aratat in poza
09:06Geanina
nu mi fac griji pt nimeni..nu stau sa mi pierd timpul
vezi tu prost
si cine face comentarii doar asha la misto....mai bn sa nu mai faca
09:07Alexandru
iar genul meu e sa am alta parere decat majoritatea
toti pe acolo iti spun doar de bine
09:08Geanina
nu esti mai special dak stai sa aberezi sa stii
09:08Alexandru
iti prindea bine sa auzi si altceva decat laude
09:08Geanina
nu cred k are dc sa mi prinda bn
in fine
n am chef sa mi stric ziua cu tn
o zi buna
pa pa

Nu este nimic editat, taiat, exact acesta e nivelul literar al unei asa zise model. Iliterata, agramata, intoleranta cu alte pareri decat ale ei... Ce mai, dovada empirica prezentata inca o data ca daca arata bine, a se intelege ca are implanturi de vreo 4000 de euro, e proasta :))).
Experimentul meu a fost un succes, eram curios daca as fi in stare sa promovez imaginea unui model, rezultatele din Libertatea arata ca m-ar duce mintea si la asa ceva.